The Insomnia Begins

Well its 2:45AM and I am AWAKE!!!!!!
Trust me, my husband can be my witness, that during this entire pregnancy I have slept like a rock. He likes to say that a tornado could tear down the house and his wife would just sleep right through it like a little princess.
But that has all changed now....

I can't sleep.
My mind is racing. Is this hurricane going to ruin my last baby shower? Is my family in Houston going to be ok? How's Colby? I wonder how our new house will look if I position this picture here? How are the dogs doing in the wash room right now? Is that Kalvin snoring down at my feet? Cats snore?
I can't get comfortable. Should I sleep on my right or left side? Do I want this pillow between my legs like I see in all the pregnancy articles? Do I want to attempt to sleep on my back? Cade, please move down....etc. etc.
I can't breathe because of this ridiculous cold I have. One nostril is open, then somehow or another it closes and the other opens. Then I think the miracle has happened because they are both open, but wait, 5 minutes later, they are both closed and now my ears are both clogged...
I sneeze every 5 minutes. And snot flies out of my nose, so then...
I blow my nose every 3 minutes. My nose is now bleeding because of how raw it has become from this cheap toilet paper I thought I'd try out.
I ache all over because of this weird fever I have. And no, Tylenol won't break the fever. So I am sweating, and 10 minutes later, I am freezing like I am in the Arctic.
My nausea is HORRIBLE!!!!!! I didn't have it the 1st trimester, so the pregnancy gods are making up for it every time I lay down.

And if I hear from any of you "Oh, Cade is just getting you prepared for how it will be when he gets here" I will literally SCREAM at you!!!!!
Aren't I pleasant!!!